Shall we?
The daphne's berries have turned red
I try putting in my considerable mood
I didn't come here because I wanted to be born
So, I'm thinking, I'll probably die, even if I don't want to
Pretending to have reached enlightenment
I try living like that, nothing wrong with that
Strict lines are always drawn in the world of man
So, if I go head on, I get hurt all over
Guess I'll just go as I lick-lick my wounds
I'll turn the goblin into vinegar and eat him
Patch, patch with something red
Like a maraschino cherry
And frozen cranberry
Chut, chut, with someone hot
Like an equalitarian
And yam-yngdourian
Fad, fad with something cool
Like a hidden luminary
And will-o-the-wisp too
Buying time with makeshift means
Distract yourself while you wait for the flowers
Arumi and Sasshi were born and raised
in the Abenobashi Shopping Arcade, a shopping and entertainment area in Osaka.
One morning during their summer break,
a real castle, not a love hotel, appeared before them.
Not only that, it's French in style.
Though, I don't exactly know what made it French.
But children certainly are adaptable!
Slime Mune-mune has appeared! But children certainly are adaptable!
Slime Mune-mune has appeared! They started out in the market, got an item,
died, returned to life, turned to ice, turned to stone,
charged through a dungeon,
defeated the final boss, the Great Evil Lord, and cleared the game!
Well, truly quite an achievement!
The goblin throws his hands up in defeat
and tells them, "I'll return the two of you to your home."
And here they are.
We were tricked!
That damn little goblin pisses me off!
"I'll grant you one wish, anything you want!" my ass!
What the hell?! It makes me mad!
He just said whatever came to mind and tricked us!
We got tricked and he got us!
This isn't the world we came from at all! It's wrong!
Arg! It's not fair!
Hi, welcome! The new shipment of kimchi flavored space food is...
It's another knockoff of Mr. Kouhei.
Fresh monolith shipment, Jupiter, 200 years...
I know, I know.
You're sayin' this is Abenobashi Shoppin' Arcade, too, right?!
That little goblin screwed up,
so we've come to a world that seems the same but is a little different!
This is nice! I'll take it!
Two will be enough...
Don't buy it!
What're you so worked up about?
Here, take a look, it's a monolith.
This place sure is sellin' some amazin' things.
If you touch it, you get smarter.
You're devolvin'.
Mister, I'm gonna take this.
Space Destroy Energy gun?
What're ya gonna do with it?
Miss! Miss! Pay up! Pay up! You bastard!
I'll bet there's a goblin in this messed up world too.
I'll catch the damn sucker, put the screws to it,
boil it, roast it, turn it into sashimi,
throw it up without even eatin' any of it, includin' its head,
throw it away, toss it down the sewers
and it will turn into ocean sludge.
And on top of that, I'll make it redo the spell
that's supposed to take us back to our own world!
Little Miss, you want me to throw this in too?
I get what you're sayin', but you think it'll really go that smoothly?
Aren't we gonna have to go through more annoyin' stuff and fight again?
Well, that doesn't bother me none, you're the one that's gonna fight.
What?! Me?! Again?!
Of course, it's a world of equality for men and women.
What're ya talkin' about?!
That's respectin' women at the expense of men!
It's sexual harassment!
If there's equality, isn't it your turn to fight this time?!
We should be takin' turns!
Where's the logic in that?
I gotta back you up, Sasshi. It's a mega tough job! A real vital role!
What the heck? That's not equality for men and women.
I'm the only one that fights and dies. I'm sick of it!
Don't worry, don't worry.
If you die, we'll just get Dad to bring you back to life.
You died like 500 times in that last place, remember?
You're a veteran at dyin' already. Hey, Death Master!
That doesn't make me happy!
'Sides, we don't know that the same rules're in effect here!
We won't know that until we give it a try.
Well, you should always try things at least once!
See? You came back to life.
I saw the beginnin' and end of the universe!
It was like, sci-fi! I'm livin' sci-fi!
Episode 3 Hook Up! Abenobashi * Great Milky Way Shopping Arcade
Oh, it's a mecha-pelican.
Since the pelican from your place is here,
it means we've already come to the edge of the shoppin' arcade here.
We've walked all this way, but there's no goblin anywhere.
Hey.
What're you bein' so restless for?
D'you need to take a leak?
I was right?
Leave it!
Then, I'll go over here.
I'll beat the crap outta ya if you peek!
I ain't gonna look, I ain't gonna look.
I've got my own business to take care of.
Ah, peein' off into the universe...
It's so sci-fi somehow.
What's wrong, Arumi?!
What the heck is this guy?
A goblin! It's a goblin!
Goblin?
Look! It's got horns on its head, see?!
Its head?
It's wearin' panties on its head.
Get it quick!
It kinda stinks, so I don't wanna.
Then forget it! Just catch it!
The whole thing stinks, so I don't wanna even more.
We can't go back to our own world if we don't catch that thing!
Hurry it up, you good-for-nothin'!
All right, then I'll get it with this!
No, no! You'll burn my panties!
What?
No, I said, you'll melt the barefoot panda!
Oh. But this guy smells like pee somehow.
You sure it's not you?
And whose panties are these, I wonder?
Beats me.
Hey, it ran away! Stop right there!
No!
Oh, help us!
Delinquent youth, you are under arrest!
A!
Ahh! A!
Ahh!
Be!
Be? Be!
Be?
Non!
No! Non!
No!
We are the Milky Way Federation Investigators, the Abeno Angels!
You are under arrest for illegal possession of weapons,
destruction of public property, larceny, and other flagrant offenses!
Mune-mune. And Sis!
Ms. Aki, you don't look good, no matter what you wear.
Oh, yeah! Can someone lend me a pair of panties?
No Panties Huh?
No Bras What was that?
No, nothin'.
Now, little boy, if you don't want the nice lady to lock you up,
tell her everything about what happened.
I wanna get locked up.
Hey, would ya listen to me?
The truth is, we actually came to this world by accident and we can't go home now.
That's right, it's a big problem.
Honestly! I wish someone'd do somethin' about it.
Man, you've got big breasts, same as ever.
I really envy you so much.
And so, to get back to the Abenobashi Shoppin' Arcade that we're from...
Hey, are you really listenin' to me?
It's the same...
Just the same as the housewives' gossipin' in our neighborhood.
Is Arumi gonna turn into an old lady like that in the future too?
Oh...
Hey, the goblin's here!
It's the goblin!
Hey, don't you care if I catch it?!
Hey!
All right! I can't count on you guys,
so I'll go off and get it on my own!
The sun of Pisces and the aspect of Jupiter at a 24 degree angle.
This is threatening Mars, which entered the angle opposite it.
Hey! Stop right there, damn you! This is threatening Mars, which entered the angle opposite it.
Come on, come on!
Damn, it's the pits.
What the? Who the heck are you, Mister?
That's an awfully stiflin' lookin' outfit.
Are ya peepin'? You're peepin', aren't ya?!
You're so nasty, what the heck can you see through there?
C'mon, lemme look, you pervy old man!
What the heck? I can't see anythin'.
Mister, I'm disappointed. Try a little harder, okay?
Wrong.
Well, see ya, Mister.
Wrong!
What?
Missus?
Wrong! I'm telling you not to call me "Mister"!
Sir?
Bro?
What is it?
I'm pretty sure a little goblin wearin' a pair of panties on its head came this way...
Hey, there it is! Stop right there!
Stop, damn you!
I feel so much better after sayin' everythin' I wanted to say.
I guess you've been through a lot.
Poor little darlin'.
I understand your situation.
There is room for extenuating circumstances.
I'll return everythin' I stole.
Oh, it's okay. It's okay.
In this town, cuties get away with anythin' they want to do.
That's right.
Like us? We have part time jobs as space pirates at night.
By the way, have you seen anyone that looks like this?
Please cooperate with our investigation of this criminal.
Oh, this is the key-chain-sellin' mister!
All right, I've gotcha cornered now!
You little bastard, I'll beat you to death, damn it!
Now, hold on, young man, calm down.
Let me go! That's a goblin! I'm gonna kill it!
Oh, come on,
you shouldn't get so riled up over a little creature like that, boy.
Now that I think about it, why am I being chased like this pyui?
Pyui?!
These kids are saying that it's your fault that they came to this world.
Panties...
It has nothing to do with me pyui. I didn't do it pyui.
Pyui?
I don't care, why don't you send them back to their own world?!
My panties!
Please help me pyui. I am asking humbly pyui.
Pyu-pyu?
Pyu.
What world would ever have a goblin that keeps sayin' pyui?
It's annoying, you moron!
Hey!
That's the mister I just ran into!
What?! That's a powerful testimony!
He was peepin' usin' a telescope.
Telescope?! He is in this town!
It was in the direction of the Turtle Bath over that way.
Oh, please still be there! I'm coming!
Dai-mongar!
It grew bigger!
Why you! Counterattack!
Damn it! It's not doing any damage!
Sasshi, your character's kinda off-kilter today.
What is it now?
Space Odyssey Sci-fi!
Dai-mongar! A giant robot!
Abeno Angel Beautiful female investigator!
Arumi A battling young male protagonist!
And Me?! A battling young male protagonist!
And everything else!
I see!
I get it, I get it!
The rules of this world! How it's set up!
Setup of Society The rules of this world! How it's set up!
Setup of Society That was sudden.
We've been saved!
Don't you sorta think this doesn't connect with what just happened?
Don't worry about the details.
You've got a small asshole, woman.
What's next?!
Bon jour. That was a close call.
Dad! Huh? He's a robot, too! It's Mecha-Papa!
I've been waitin' for you!
What the heck? Grandpa Masa isn't a mecha? That's pretty arbitrary.
Sorry to keep you waiting, gramps.
The star of the show is here at last.
What's gotten into you? You've been talkin' creepy for a while now.
Are you both ready for this?!
Okay!
For what?
Ow!
You should know how to pilot it from the hypnosis-lesson!
What the heck is this outfit?! You should know how to pilot it from the hypnosis-lesson!
What the heck is this outfit?! Go and fight with all you've got!
Your path is clear.
I'm countin' on you! You're our last hope!
Sasshi, taking off!
Damn you, machine beast!
Launch missiles!
We'll be killed at this rate!
They seem to be taking a stance for an all-out attack.
Yes.
Sasshi, we're not gettin' anywhere like this! Hook up!
All right, I was waiting for this!
Arumi, hook up with Sasshi and become one with him!
Hook up with Sasshi?
Grandpa, what're ya sayin'?! That's nasty!
I may not be wearin' any panties,
but there're some things that're okay to say and some that aren't!
How dare you talk like that to a girl comin' of age?!
Listen to me!
When the five of you have become one at heart,
then and only then will you be able to combine!
What?! Who're the other three?!
Letch! Pervert! Five people?
Unit 5, good! Unit 4, good! Unit 3, good!
Unit 1 and 2, what are you doin'?!
Sexually harassin' old man! You super-letch! Who're the other three? A fat guy, a kid, and a handsome guy?
Gimme back my clothes! What about the professor's daughter? Oh, it's Arumi...
It is no good. Their hearts are completely apart.
Oh, fine, it can't be helped.
You two, look over there!
Hey, my panties!
What?! Those're your panties?!
They have done it! Both of their thoughts are filled with panties!
All right, now's our chance!
Abenobashi Shoppin' Arcade Magical Hook Up!
It is complete! Abeno King!
Oh, we're done hookin' up.
What the heck?
Hookin' up just meant becomin' a robot? That's so stupid.
What d'you say, Arumi?! Don't you get how incredible this is?!
I don't care. But where're ya talkin' to me from?
Hey, Arumi.
Get that ass outta my way!
Don't look! Don't touch!
What are you doin'?!
Enemy approachin'!
Don't play with that!
Come on, Arumi, you're in my way! Move it!
I'm stuck!
I hate this!
Hold on a sec!
Didn't we just do a pretty nifty ultimate technique?!
And we threw it without even yellin' anythin'!
Who cares about that?! Hurry up and get me unstuck!
Your ass is heavy!
There!
Enemy approaching!
Okay, we'll take turns doin' moves.
You just did one, so I'll do the next one.
Do whatever you want.
Let's see. Launch Missiles!
Whoa!
Somethin' Or Other Jump!
Whatchamacallit Landin'!
Say, do we absolutely gotta yell these out?
It's harder than I thought to come up with 'em on the spot,
but it's probably better to have 'em!
Okay.
Top Notch Half Price Sword!
Round-Edge Kitchen Knife Throw!
Stock Clearance Tackle!
Arumi, you gotta take turns! Lemme say some, too!
Hey, it won't move now, even if I push the lever.
Enemy approachin'!
Hey, wait! Isn't that the head decoration?!
I'm tellin' you, it's not a weapon!
Take that!
Shoot! This looks like an ultimate technique!
Hurry! Hurry! This time...
Final Lightnin' Mega Flash Thunder!
What the heck is this?
Hi!
Miss Mune-mune! And Sis!
Ms. Aki, you don't look good, no matter what you wear.
Those voices! You're the kiddy duo we met earlier!
We don't have any panties!
It's night, so we're space pirates now!
Since we're doin' this, we gotta do somethin' bad.
We've wrecked this area quite a bit,
so don't you think we've done a good deal of bad things?
We're pirates, so maybe we should go look for some treasure!
What?! That goblin is still alive?!
I can read its mind!
"I have grown weak, so I will merge with the ship that crushed me
and take hostages to get my revenge."
Miss Mune-mune is...
What's goin' on?!
That damn goblin merged with Miss Mune-mune's ship and took it over!
Why you!
It's no good!
With a tiny robot like ours, we're as effective as a mosquito stinging it!
Did you see the might of the Great Evil Space Lord?!
Yay! It's Great Evil Space Lord this time?
Mune, you're really into this!
What's the shining stuff on the display?!
Never mind it! Just get to the middle of the shoppin' arcade!
Grandpa!
Remember the shops in the shoppin' arcade that maintain the harmony of the four gods?!
When the Abeno King stands at the point where the four gods intersect,
the legendary power slumberin' in Abenobashi Shoppin' Arcade will be awoken!
Forget that! Gimme my panties back!
All right! I'll use that so-called legendary power!
It's cheap, it's cheap, it's cheap!
Yay!
Cheers to our Great Evil Space Lord's victory!
There you go.
Party! Party!
What?!
What in the world is that thing?!
Behold! This is the universe's greatest! Abenobashi Shoppinkaiser!
The legendary giant has been activated!
You guys have no hope of winning!
Surrender quietly!
You cowardly bastards, coming at us while when we're hung over!
Ignore them! Prepare to fire the wave cannon!
Fire!
Shoot, the enemy has fired the wave cannon at us.
Anti-air defense! Face, open!
Ascending Fire!
Space Destroy Energy detected. It's off the charts.
Space Destroy Energy?
The power to destroy the universe?!
We're a big lump of Space Destroy Energy over here!
You can't touch us that easily!
Why you!
Hey, those're my panties!
Charge!
Wait! If you blow them up, the universe will do that thing and be annihilated!
Go!
Miss Mune-mune!
Panties!
Isn't it sort of hot?
Well, so long.
Hey, thanks for your business as always!
I did it! I did it!
I've finally got it!
I caught the goblin here... I've finally got it!
My panties came back to me. Oh, you broke them all. I'm going home.
So long.
Hey, goblin, hurry it up!
You know what's comin' if ya cut corners again.
It'll be totally okay pyui.
All things extant in this world,
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.
Thus shall it be!
I forgot the offerings pyui.
C'mon, Arumi, calm down, okay?
That goblin! It cut corners again!
I'm gonna kill it this time!
So, where are we? I'm gonna kill it this time!
Ni hao. I'm gonna kill it this time!
To be continued
If there were a breeze in your heart
And if that breeze were a spring breeze
I would want to be the only one to feel that breeze forever
Forever
If there were a sky in your heart
And if that sky were a blue sky
I would want to be the only one to soar up into it endlessly
Endlessly
Because all you ever do is laugh
And all you do is just embrace me
This time, I'm really gonna do a next episode preview!
Yes, yes.
Don't interrupt me anymore.
When'd I ever interrupt you?
Combat When'd I ever interrupt you?
Tournament You've been interruptin' me the whole time!
Combat Tournament You've been interruptin' me the whole time!
Combat Tournament Every time I tried to say somethin', you'd come jabberin' in from the side
and I'd always run out of time!
Are you sure 'bout that?
Yeah, I'm sure!
Think back, you've got a tendency to do that, Arumi.
You might not realize it,
but once you open your mouth, you tend to keep goin', ya know?
People from Osaka are all like that in some way,
but you've got a mile wide streak of it, so I think you should watch it.
Next Time Fire It Up! Abenobashi * Hong Kong Combat Shopping Arcade but you've got a mile wide streak of it, so I think you should watch it.
Next Time Fire It Up! Abenobashi * Hong Kong Combat Shopping Arcade Oh, I see.
Next Time Fire It Up! Abenobashi * Hong Kong Combat Shopping Arcade You get me?
Next Time Fire It Up! Abenobashi * Hong Kong Combat Shopping Arcade There's no time left.
Next Time Fire It Up! Abenobashi * Hong Kong Combat Shopping Arcade What?